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Top stories for Long   What's the fastest you've wiped a smirk off of someone's face? Matthew J. Orifice, Professional Guitarist for 30+ Years (1978-present) • Updated May 14, 2020 I am a stay at home father, among other jobs. Once a year, the wife's company holds a meal at a nice restaurant where the spouses are expected to go. There's free food and ... Read more » 3.7K 54   At what age did you start wearing thongs to the beach? Andy, lived in Southern California • Answered December 15 I was around 15. I went to the beach with my girlfriend and I was wearing a speedo. As soon as I dropped our stuff I jumped in the surf. I lost my speedo. Could not find it... Read more » 32 2   What will the police do if my team develops a plan in a span of 6 months that relates to seizing guns from civilians without hurting the owners? Rather Notsay, BS Psychology & Computer Science, University of South Carolina Gamecocks (1981) • Answered November 16 . Q: What will the police do if my team develops a plan in a span of 6 months that relates to seizing guns from civilians without hurting the owners? A: They'll ask to see th... Read more » 25 14   Is it normal for a daughter to like her father as a man? Is it only me? Kelly, lives in Australia (1902-present) • Answered December 13 Trust me, it isn't only you! If you both feel ok doing something about it then don't let social norms stop you. All that matters is consent from everyone involved, includin... Read more » 43 1   Why did the Hellcats fail on the battlefield? Jesper Nielsen, lives in Denmark (1965-present) • Answered January 2 The M18 Hellcat actually did fail on the battlefield and it did so in two ways. The first and most prominent was the failure of the entire American Tank Destroyer Doctrine. T... Read more » 1.3K 82   How can a professional window cleaner make glass doors and windows so clean and fast when I have a difficult time with Windex and newspapers? Adam Turner, Customer Experience Professional • Answered December 20, 2019 Having been a professional window cleaner, I can answer this. First, thank you for calling them window cleaners. Anyone can wash a window, but it takes a pro to get it clean... Read more » 3.3K 85   Why is Latinum pressed in gold in Star Trek? Ian Lewis, studied Film and Rhetoric at California State University, Northridge (1996) • Answered April 7 It is my understanding the Latinum is encased in gold. The "Pressed" in gold pressed latinum, is referring to the gold which is pressed with markings. Why do they do this? B... Read more » 908 50   Is Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, leaking information regarding her whereabouts to the press right before she accuses them of "stalking" her? Jessie Bauchope Young, lives in Livingston, West Lothian • Answered February 11 I can only repeat what two residents, who live in the same area have said on here. Yes, after they first moved here, there was some paparazzi around, but that died down fair... Read more » 1.3K 81   My dog whines when my dad is outside or goes to the store. Is there a way I can calm him down or is he stressed that he's worried of him? Terry Dinerman, Old Dog Guy - Dog Trainer - Service Dog Trainer - • Answered January 10 DO NOT "COMFORT" YOUR DOG. Petting and telling Dogo "Its OK" merely shows your approval of the dogs unstable behavior. Turn an event that causes anxiety into one that causes ... Read more » 502 13   What causes black smoke in a diesel engine when accelerating? Dan Davis, 20+ years as a CDL (commercial driver's license) holder • Answered January 2 A driver that doesn't know how to efficiently drive a diesel engine allows the engine to "roll coal" while accelerating. Once a diesel engine gets more fuel than it can burn... Read more » 2K 162   What was a very common spoken or unspoken rule in your house you were appalled to find out wasn't so common when you got roommates? Gareth Roberts, PhD Language Evolution, University of Edinburgh (2010) • Updated August 5, 2019 This one isn't actually about roommates. When I was growing up it became very fixed in my mind as a strict rule (and one that makes a great deal of sense) that, if someone ... Read more » 895 68   Which celebrity's career was destroyed because of a single photo? Mary Ann Besser, History enthusiast • Updated March 2 Everyone has heard the phrase "A picture is worth a thousand words" but for Kevin Carter, a famous South African award-winning photojournalist, he didn't just tell the worl... Read more » 4.2K 88 Read more in your feed

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