What joke best illustrates the difference between Democrats and Republicans?

A Republican and a Democrat are going out fishing in a old boat. They aren't very far from shore, when the Democrat notices that the boat has a leak and is slowly taking on water. After some qui…

Top stories for Long   What joke best illustrates the difference between Democrats and Republicans? Guy McArthur, works at University of Arizona • Answered December 30, 2016 A Republican and a Democrat are going out fishing in a old boat. They aren't very far from shore, when the Democrat notices that the boat has a leak and is slowly taking on... Read more » 283.9K 1.7K 470   What's the best thing about being retired when young? Bart Crunk, former Analyst (retired) (1991-2021) • Answered November 8, 2021 I recently retired at 60. For the first month, I went out to buy newspapers every day (I just like newspapers), and went to the store if I needed groceries. It got very bor... Read more » 1M 1.5K 101   Will the SF Bay Area be a ghost town in 10 years? Joe James, MBA, MSCS, resident of Silicon Valley • Updated October 24, 2021 Yes, I'm sure it will become a ghost town. Everyone here is selling their two million dollar houses ASAP and flocking for the nearest state line. Never mind that there are ... Read more » 3.1M 5.2K 261   How should one leave a restaurant if they find very expensive menu items? Should they apologize to the waiter who was waiting for the order to be placed? Tim Chisom, former Retired at U.S. Army Reserve (1971-2001) • Answered March 21 While in the Army Reserve I was to meet my commander in Nashville Tennessee for a conference. We decided to get something to eat in the hotel since it was late and we had n... Read more » 100.3K 126 7   Why is Putin/Russia okay with Poland being in NATO but not Ukraine as they are both bordering neighbors of similar size? Oliver St John, Writer. Songwriter. Programmer. Soccer fan. Much more. • Answered March 3 Okay, brace yourself for this, because it might shock you. Are you sitting down? Good. So.... Read more » 2M 9.8K 989   Does the casino control where the ball lands in roulette? Jess Hink, former Casino Manager • Updated April 10, 2019 I have 17 years on the gaming floor and spent many years as a dealer, supervisor, and manager. I have first hand knowledge as well as considerable reading and research on m... Read more » 1.4M 3.5K 122   I'm being gang stalked. Who and what authorities can I contact for immediate intervention? Aaron Rasco, Associates degree from Pikes Peak Community College (2019) • Answered December 3, 2021 Quora must have been a cool spot for people to come together and talk about this sneaky shadow cockroach program. You see how many gangstalkers themselves started coming on... Read more » 206.2K 141 91   How long do most targeted individuals live after being gangstalked for several years? Tuesday Tuesday Acevedo • Answered September 15, 2021 Hello I am a targeted individual I have had to move over 10 tms due to harrassment that usually starts with unauthorized access to my unit. Sometimes my income has been mis... Read more » 401.3K 445 105   Is it okay for a daughter to get in the shower with a disabled father in order to assist them in showering? Lurch Edward, former Unemployed now living on a Disability Pension • Updated May 6 I used to shower my M I L without her getting embarrassed as she could not physically look after her self. When I was in hospital a few months ago I had two female nurses h... Read more » 607.3K 240 17   Why is a shotgun not the best home defense weapon? Pat Shibe, lives in California • Answered November 3, 2021 I've owned a Remington 870 "tactical" for 10 years now and would never rely on it for home defense. It's got an 18.5 inch barrel, holds 8 shells, 12 gauge has some recoil, ... Read more » 1.1M 943 331   Can a driver legally turn around before going through the road block? William Kupp • Answered June 19, 2020 I actually did a u-turn about 75yrds from a roadblock once and did so because I actually mistook the roadblock for an annoying nighttime road construction project, and seei... Read more » 1.3M 2.2K 281   Donald Trump has been ordered to pay the Scottish government's legal costs over his frivolous lawsuit concerning a windfarm offshore from his golf course. What are the odds he'll actually comply, given his history? Al Klein, Been paying attention to politics and government since 1952 • Answered September 29, 2021 One way or the other - 100%. (The government can just take the land in compensation for the money he owes. And he can't even claim executive privilege - he was never First M... Read more » 477.5K 5.6K 193 Read more in your feed

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