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Top stories for Long   What did someone say in court that made you burst out laughing? Robin Brown, former certified Millwright and Machinist • Updated December 14, 2019 When my son was in elementary school he was beaten up by two older students to the point he required hospital care. Since the two boys were going into high school next year... Read more » 733.6K 14.6K 101   What if the Blaine Amendment had become part of the US Constitution? Richard Francis White, At 70, I may be considered old but I am not an old fool • Updated October 25, 2021 The Blaine Amendment is a perfect example, in my opinion, of "Be careful of what you are asking for". In 1875, Representative Blaine of Maine proposed his Constitutional Ame... Read more » 815.6K 2.7K 320   How do I politely deny my neighbor my WiFi? Mandi Mystic, Professional witch, intuitive counselor, tarot reader • Answered April 25 Just my two cents. In 2021, I paid my neighbor my last $20 to use her wifi service so I could start my Etsy shop. I was in a bad place, I took people in who wrecked everyth... Read more » 1.3M 5.6K 137   If Joseph Smith really had many wives, then why haven't there been many individuals claiming descent from him which could be proven with DNA testing? Brad Leeser, History Buff. Former Bishop, Seminary Teacher, Ham Operator • Updated May 13 The only descendants of Joseph Smith of from his only legal wife, Emma. The fact that he did not have descendants from the other "wives" is because, in part, he did not act... Read more » 278.9K 114 138   For the restaurants or bars with the "Japanese only" sign, can you bypass that by speaking fluent/passable Japanese? I know they can refuse you even if you do on certain occasions, but I'm just curious/confused on how it works. Hantani Sadahiko, lives in Japan (1967-present) • Answered March 26 The staff might say something when you enter the shop. If you say 「日本語(nihongo)大丈夫ですよ(daijoubu desuyo)お気になさらずに(okini nasarazuni)」( "I can speak Japanese. without (any) excus... Read more » 192.8K 1.3K 85   If you find a chip on a casino floor are you allowed to legally keep it? Charles Goins II, former EVS Manager at Twin River Casino (2009-2015) • Updated March 7, 2020 As a former employee of a casino, if we found money or a chip, it was handled the same. We radioed surveillance before we touched it. When the cameras were set on us they w... Read more » 2M 10.6K 328   According to the Bible, it took 40 years to get to Cairo from Jerusalem. It's a 6-hour drive which would be a few days by foot. Why would it take 40 years? Pamela B. Zohar, I read a lot and studied - and I take Judaism seriously. • Answered July 19, 2021 It didn't take them 40 years. It took the large group of men, women, children and old folks, plus animals, about 6 weeks or so to walk across Sinai, and get to the border o... Read more » 183.1K 482 146   If British police don't typically carry guns, what do they do if they face a criminal on a routine traffic stop who is armed and starts shooting at them because they have no gun to defend themselves with? Mark Harrison, Lived here since 1970 • Answered August 23, 2021 Which of the following has happened more this century: terrorists crashing planes into buildings in New York criminals shooting police in UK traffic stops Answer: there have b... Read more » 177.5K 2.2K 229   Why were the Romans so decadent? Had someone introduced these ideas into their society to break it? Jason Almendra, I took "Greek & Latin Roots of English" in college • Answered September 20, 2021 The sex lives of the rich and famous Romans are really freaky. One they conquered so much territory. They captured so many slaves. They had to invent many crazy ideas to ma... Read more » 180.6K 234 9   Why do police let tow truck drivers drive like they own the road when trying to get to the scene of an accident? How do they think the tow truck drivers get to the scene without committing traffic offence if it's bumper-to-bumper? BAM, former Retired • Updated April 14 As s state trooper I was enroute to a crash with injuries. It was a two lane road with limited passing opportunities. I caught up with a tow truck which had his flashing li... Read more » 670.8K 4.2K 236   How do I fire my lazy lawyer appointed to me by the court? Josephanie Franco, Juris Doctor Law, American University • Updated February 14, 2019 Tell your lawyer you want a "Marsden" hearing. When he or she lets the judge know you've requested it, the entire courtroom will be cleared of everyone except the stenograp... Read more » 373K 3.8K 44   When the President eats outside the White House, how do they make sure the food isn't poisoned? John Catiller, Magician and retired police officer. • Updated March 9 When a President chooses to eat at a restaurant it ruins their business for the night. The secret service goes in several hours in advance. They clear the place out of any ... Read more » 672K 4.2K 186 Read more in your feed

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