Little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to talk about what their fathers do for a living. Little Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad is a doctor!...

Little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to talk about what their fathers do for a living. Little Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad is a doctor! He saves people's lives." Little Billy raises his ha

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I was sitting on a chair in the shopping mall with my little grandchild when suddenly ...

I was sitting on a chair in the shopping mall with my little grandchild when suddenly a man came up to me. He said, "Excuse me, madam." I replied, "Yes, sir." He told me that his grandchild, w…

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